Attack of the Everyone!

It's kinda interesting and sort of [sort of] fun to dodge the people and cars whilst biking.

Yesturday a car turned into a road and hence I felt it safe to bike behind. Guess they changed their mind cause they proceeded to back up. Lucky me. That was cool.

I've been just trying to get back and forth as fast as possible now cause so far speed has saved me out of pretty much every situation. Oncoming unexpected car? Just don't look and pedal fast. Hahaha. The worst thing you can do is the whole "frozen" in the middle of the road thing.

I hate those arses who are like, oh a biker...I am going to be nice and stop for him/her even though there isn't a car for miles behind me and I am 4 meters away from the car in front of me who isn't going to stop. Then they try to stop and end up a quarter meter in front of you. Defintely. Thank you for advertising your stupidity. It makes me feel smart.

And then there are those 3-4 people who are walking side by side and notice the oncoming bike but don't move. So that you have to go on the grass once you realize they are all equally incompetant. I have walked before. I have a feeling that taking a quick side step really isn't that difficult.

It's even cooler when parents let their kids run out in front of me. They're in the parents arms until I'm right there then they jump out and try to touch the moving bike.

Some days I feel like my wheels are generating a gravitational pull that nobody on the sides can resist and so they all come clumbering happily into the side of my bike even after I've actually passed them. Sure, you're accidently running after my bike and trying to fall on it.

Hehehe.

Not that I never do anything wrong of course. Sometimes I feel really guilty for not letting cars go sometimes. I think about it for a whole 5 minutes. So they might catch my telepathic apology. Don't usually feel guilty for pedestrians. If I had done anything wrong so far they might be injured and I would be sued. I just think they are inconsiderate and occaisonally brainless.

Well, there is my semi-rant. I am more amused than angry though. In fact, I am not angry at all. It is fun in a way. I lawf at alls yous peeeplles whos tryings to keell me. Wahahakaha...