Sunday, July 02, 2006

omg! It's un-Lynda like!

Recently I came across some information on dreams [Admission of Guilt] at work. [Excuse] There was NOTHING for me to do. Seriously. I am waiting for emails to come in.

Anyway, I was a little surprised at what I found. They have the typical things. You know, the ever popular falling dream that ever human has at least a billion times (once) in their life. Not that long ago though I had a weird dream about teeth falling out. They actually had that on the top 8 dreams they thought worth noting.

They associated it with bodily changes. Well, I haven’t been going through any bodily changes to my knowledge. I dunno if a haircut counts. Everything else seems to fit though. It’s just interesting I guess.

I am usually too ashamed of my dreams to tell people everything about them. When I do talk about them, you won’t know about the one or two elements that I consistently neglect to mention or claim to have forgotten.

Curiously, everyone seems to have had this “naked in public” dream. Considering the fact they I dress in a fairly conservative manner you might think that should be a viable fear and hence a likely nightmare at least once in the past 20 years. Nope. Supposedly (and it makes sense anyhow) that particular dream is supposed to indicate a fear of over revealing. Well, I have plenty of secrets. Ok, not tons, but plenty enough.

Nobody at work knows that I go up behind them when they are alone and silently go “rawr!” while crouching slightly and pawing at the air. But I don’t have “naked in public” dreams about it.

I suppose dreams aren’t a guarantee. I honestly wish I would have some more reasonable dreams (and the naked in public one is reasonable). Ones that I could talk about without having to acknowledge the fact that they are notoriously linked in a way that can only be described as “un-Lynda like”.

Yes, that is it pretty much. Just about all my secrets are secrets because you’ll either get mad at me or you might think it is “un-Lynda like”. Or I might think it is “un-Lynda like”. I do, that’s why I shut up! So shut up Lynda. =)

[Is still at work btw]

2 comments:

Chasing the Dog said...

aren't dreams as you as you can be? I'd say dreams would be like super lynda. The ultimate realization of your "you".

I am soooooooooo deep. ha!

Splatter said...

I dunno..

I'd say, if you dreamt that you killed everyone in the world chances are you wouldn't do it in real life and it's not you.

buut you have a bit of a point. There's no doubt that the topic you are thinking about is on your mind. Even if it is death and destruction or...whatever else...

Dreams are notorious for inconsistancy. ^_^