PG for strong language

I don't usually...ever...say swears. That's not even what this post is about but I figured I ought to give some background. Anyway. I don't say swears out of a matter of principle. [Saved for when i am angry beyond belief] I don't even care if other people use swears. I do care if people swear at me depending on their attitude. Although I ignore it the majority of the time even so. This is prolly cause if my mom heard me swear she would disown me or something...

Damn all you people getting these in my mind recently! I dun mind types swears so much...and I dont consider "Damn" a swear. I kinda like the way it sounds...and this is what has brought us to the topic of the day! Although not about "Damn". Even though that too sounds cool.

Bastard sounds cool. It does. Just like starboard sounds cool. Sometimes I think "Bastard!" followed by a wave of glee. It's my favorite swear.

If I were a captain I would definitely send everyone to the starboard bow.

"Captain, where is the bathroom?" "Starboard bow." "No, it's not. I checked." "That's an order! Go!"

You can even say it in ways that sound cool. Basstard....All drawn out and stuff. It's like a retard but it's a Bass-tard. Almost even like an Ass Lard. Or Bawstawd. Oh my gawd what a bawstawd.

And if I were a captain I'd use the two in the same sentence. "The bastard is starboard."

You can even make it mexican or ninja turtle. Like "What a mondo bastardo". I mean you can't really do that with "bitcho or fucko". They just sound like a nacho or a misspelling of " fuck off". But you can do "bastardo".

Hehe. I hope nobody was horribly insulted by this. I would restrain myself verbally. ^_^

Point is: Bastard is a cool swear and people should use it more often in place of ugly sounding swears like "bitch". Which sounds dumb. [Even though bi-otch is a popular mutation] Thank you and have a nice day! [Don't hate me] <3